Kaitlyn Smith

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Swants are a real thing and I’m going to make myself some. Try and stop me.

Swants A pair of swants a day keeps the chilly chills away. Your bum will thank you and friends may spank you. Envelop your thighs with cozy knit stitches. You’ll be the envy of all in your stylish new britches.
Swants require courage, attitude, and spunk. Every pair you wear is a bingo, yahtzee, slam dunk! Strangers may sneer, but have no fear Because you are a pioneer discovering a new frontier.

Swants are a real thing and I’m going to make myself some. Try and stop me.

Swants
A pair of swants a day keeps the chilly chills away.
Your bum will thank you and friends may spank you.
Envelop your thighs with cozy knit stitches.
You’ll be the envy of all in your stylish new britches.

Swants require courage, attitude, and spunk.
Every pair you wear is a bingo, yahtzee, slam dunk!
Strangers may sneer, but have no fear
Because you are a pioneer discovering a new frontier.

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